Someone once said that if all you are is your job, you’ve wasted your time on this planet. And so, I am many things outside of words. But in this case, words are the most important part. You see, you aren’t reading this to hear about how I paint shoes, or embroider expletives into fabric or even how I cry over a good book at least once a week. You’re reading this to see if I’m a good writer. In which case, all that’s left to say is that I’m a damn good writer, so let’s chat.